Computer 1
Sender: Tom Fishman To: Security Post 1 Date: Yesterday	Subject: [no subject]	Hey, how can you always be late for your shift man? Is it so hard to climb those few steps to the security room? I mean, you want me to build escalators, especially for you? Come on, they're basically a few feet away from you!!! Try not to be late today, OK? This is the last warning you'll get.
Sender: Indiana Croft To: Security Post 1 Date: Yesterday	Subject: [SPAM] Reply Needed	Hello Mr! My name is Indiana Croft, assistant manager foreign remittance dept. of a bank here on Planet Mars. On my desk, I have a foreign customer, Mr. Pazvante, whom unfortunately lost his life by shooting from unknown people in Windowless Building. The said customer deposited the sum of 12 Million USD in our bank and left no body for the claim. I desperately need your assistance to move and secure the said fund into your account for onward and profitable investment in your country. I will pay you 30% of the total sum for your cooperation in this matter. I will give you more details on your positive response. Contact me very urgent. Yours faithfully, Indiana Croft
Computer 2
Sender: Johnny B. To: [empty] Date: Today	Subject: [DRAFT] Antenna code	FYI: I had to change the security code for the antenna panel. Again. It's 9227 now. Write it on something, memorize it -- I don't care. If this one breaks too, we'll use your paycheck to buy the next one.
Sender: Mario Nukem To: Luke Skyrunner Date: Today	Subject: [FW:] Funny Friday	Dear Luke, I have the DNA paternity test results. As i expected, it states that I'm your father. Now we can have a real father-son relationship. I can't wait to teach you all about women and stuff, because you are doing it wrong. Keep it real, Darth Shader.